If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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