kristin has been a bad kristin
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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