you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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