i was rollin on her like bob the builder
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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