It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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