My nipple is on Facebook.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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