Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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