she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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