I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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