youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Someone signed my nipple.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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