Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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