You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
is it fun? or sober?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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