did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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