just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
The ass gains better be worth it
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