And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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