Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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