Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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