My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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