oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I touched a dick in church today
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
