Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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