It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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