Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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