He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
