my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Randomize
