BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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