She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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