he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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