i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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