Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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