He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
