But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Bring me that man meat
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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