It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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