we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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