New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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