I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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