it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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