is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize