I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
This is my gift to your gina
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize