He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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