shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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