love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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