My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
kristin has been a bad kristin
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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