think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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