I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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