I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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