Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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