My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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