i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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