Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
50% drunk capacity currently
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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