just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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