Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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