weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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