It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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