hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i would punch a child for taco bell
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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