When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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